gooooooal!

Gooooooal!

amsterdam, netherlands

This is a special guest contribution from my good friend Jan van der Gaag. A damned fine photographer! In his words:

My old old aunt long long time ago had a small wooden plate on the toilet room door – especially for their boys (my nephews) which stated:

“met scherp oog en vaste hand – pies midden in de pot en niet op de rand”

The English translation reads:

“with sharp eye and firm hand – pee in the middle of the pot and not on the rim … “

Take heed soccer players having trouble hitting target – keep practicing!

Many thanks for your contribution Jan. If anyone else would like to share some of their interesting images I’d love to see them. Please contact me if you do.

matching rorschach’s

matching rorschachs

ventura, california

The Rorschach Test

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”

The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist says, “very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”

“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”

male appendage envy

Male Appendage Envy

los angeles, california

I think it’s an established fact that “Greek Gods” were renowned for their “athletic prowess”, and by the look on the lady’s half hidden face she doesn’t need her husband to point it out to her.